- me: where do you live?
- vegan: I'm a vegan
That grandma took none of the shit.
Would you like to stay for dinner?
WOULD YOU LIKE TO STAY FOREVER?
SIGN ME UP FOR THE NEXT WAR!
Ain’t no ancestors gonna bring her down.
- demon: i possessed you
- me: get the fuck out
- demon: damn...aight...rude ass bitch...i just need a place to stay my girl kicked me out and i aint got no money...
- me: shit man, you can stay but don't be spinning my head like an owl and shit
you know what to do with that big fat butt
wiggle wiggle wiggle
BDSM is weird but arent we all the subs to capitalisms dominance
Why not fall in love?
I got shit to do
I’m all ears
THE LITTLE MERMAID
This isn’t happy-go-lucky disney mermaid you are probably familiar with. This little mermaid isn’t too happy with her “prince.” This short horror film contains violent material and gore.
DID NOT SEE THAT COMING.
what the shit